I Lobster (RR 256)   (Wade Driver) 

Opener:  

SFGS

I was a cook, she was a waitress

Down at Salty Sam's Seafood Cafe

And somewhere 'tween the clam juice and the seaweed salad

Some little Shrimp just Lured her away

Figure: 

Oh, I Lobster and never Flounder

I Octopus his face in,

He's only gonna break her heart

4 L PR

Oh, I Lobster and never Flounder

SW / PR

Oh, I Lobster and never Flounder

He wrapped his line around her and they drove off in his Carp

Middle:  

SFGS

So I said just Squid and leave me for that piano Tuna

If you want to Trout something new

She was the Bass I ever had, Now my life has no Porpoise

Oh my Cod I love her

Figure: 

Oh, I Lobster and never Flounder

I Octopus his face in,

He's only gonna break her heart

4 L PR

Oh, I Lobster and never Flounder

SW / PR

Oh, I Lobster and never Flounder

He wrapped his line around her and they drove off in his Carp

Closer 

SFGS

[Spoken:] Boy, I Swordfish she'd come back to me

I've Kelped her picture in my Walleye just for the Halibut

I wonder if she's Kelped mine in her Perch

4 L PR

Oh, I Lobster and never Flounder

SW / PR

Oh, I Lobster and never Flounder

He wrapped his line around her and they drove off in his Carp

Tag:

Frankly scallop, I don't give a clam